{"product_id":"b-tch-acclamations-personalized-easel-calendar-cow101201tvht","title":"B*tch Acclamations - Personalized Easel Calendar","description":"\u003cdiv data-line=\"true\" data-line-index=\"0\" data-zone-id=\"0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-zone-id=\"0\" data-line-index=\"0\" data-line=\"true\"\u003eBrighten every day of 2025 with a Personalized Funny Easel Calendar the perfect New Year’s or any occasion gift for friends, family, coworkers, or even your boss! This unique calendar adds a touch of humor and personality to any desk or workspace, making it a thoughtful and memorable present. Customize name to keep the recipient smiling all year long. Its compact, stylish design fits perfectly on any tabletop, while the personalized pages make it truly one-of-a-kind. Whether for birthdays, work anniversaries, or just because, this calendar is a gift that’s practical, personal, and guaranteed to spark joy every day!\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-line=\"true\" data-line-index=\"1\" data-zone-id=\"0\"\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMESSAGE\u003c\/strong\u003e: \n\u003cdiv data-line=\"true\" data-line-index=\"0\" data-zone-id=\"0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-zone-id=\"0\" data-line-index=\"0\" data-line=\"true\"\u003eBitch acclamations\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-zone-id=\"0\" data-line-index=\"1\" data-line=\"true\"\u003e2025\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-zone-id=\"0\" data-line-index=\"2\" data-line=\"true\"\u003eInhale the good shit exhale the bullshit.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-zone-id=\"0\" data-line-index=\"3\" data-line=\"true\"\u003eFuck that \u0026amp; fuck you.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-zone-id=\"0\" data-line-index=\"4\" data-line=\"true\"\u003eRingmaster of the fucking shit show.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-zone-id=\"0\" data-line-index=\"5\" data-line=\"true\"\u003eYou're pretty awesome keep that shit up.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-zone-id=\"0\" data-line-index=\"6\" data-line=\"true\"\u003eZero to bitch in 2.3 seconds.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-zone-id=\"0\" data-line-index=\"7\" data-line=\"true\"\u003eJust a ray of fucking sunshine.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-zone-id=\"0\" data-line-index=\"8\" data-line=\"true\"\u003eBe kind that shit is free.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-zone-id=\"0\" data-line-index=\"9\" data-line=\"true\"\u003eClassy sassy \u0026amp; bad assy.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-zone-id=\"0\" data-line-index=\"10\" data-line=\"true\"\u003eYou are a real fucking gem.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-zone-id=\"0\" data-line-index=\"11\" data-line=\"true\"\u003eMaster sorcerer of bitchcraft.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-zone-id=\"0\" data-line-index=\"12\" data-line=\"true\"\u003eNot my circus not my fucking clowns.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-zone-id=\"0\" data-line-index=\"13\" data-line=\"true\"\u003eMerry mother fucking crisis.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-root=\"1\"\u003ePRODUCT DETAILS:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-root=\"1\"\u003eMaterial: Made from high-quality white cardboard with a stable wooden base for durability and an upright design, ensuring easy viewing throughout the year.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-root=\"1\"\u003eDimensions:\u003cbr\u003e+ Card size: 5 x 7.2 inches ( ~12.7 x 18.2 cm).\u003cbr\u003e+ Wooden base size: 4.4 x 1.8 x 1 inches ( ~11.1 x 4.6 x 2.5 cm).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-root=\"1\"\u003eFeatures:\u003cbr\u003e+ Detachable and Practical: Each month's card is detachable, making it effortless to jot down quick notes or adjust your plans. The wooden base keeps everything neatly organized.\u003cbr\u003e+ Memo \u0026amp; Planning Space: More than just a calendar, it includes ample space for notes and reminders, helping you stay on top of your schedule with ease.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-root=\"1\"\u003eAesthetic and Versatile: Featuring exquisite artwork, this calendar doubles as a decorative piece, adding charm to any setting—whether it’s your home, office, or studio.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cstyle type=\"text\/css\"\u003e\u003c!--br {mso-data-placement:same-cell;}--\u003e\u003c\/style\u003e","brand":"Macorner","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43093598208066,"sku":"PR-COW101201TVHT-SPEC-18X13CM","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0611\/1425\/3378\/files\/BiTch-Acclamations-Personalized-Easel-Calendar_1_7afe28c7-a2b2-4ed5-8272-9478580174d2.jpg?v=1773716182","url":"https:\/\/uionen.com\/pt\/products\/b-tch-acclamations-personalized-easel-calendar-cow101201tvht","provider":"UIONEN","version":"1.0","type":"link"}